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Shazza
Arrrr! Me Hearties!
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I be Shazza and hail from ye small Welsh city of Newport (Casnewydd).
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I be gishing since the year 2016 and a mighty fine year she be!
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I be a real life pirate 'n me hobbies include sailin', run, diggin', rum, makin' people walk the plank and MORE rum.
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Me parrot/ dog, Sooty, normally makes an appearance
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Now...where be me treasures....
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Favourite Item
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Me favourite item were item #16 from 2019:
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"Clowns were the original glad-iators. Prove it with Roman clowns fighting in an actual Colosseum or ancient amphitheater in a knock-down, drag-out pie fight."
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WARK!
'tis I, Sooty,
gimmie me all yer snacks ye scurvy rat!
It be me favourite 'cause 'twas a lot o' fun 'n some scallywags were watchin' th' whole time 'n cheered at th' end. Nah t' mention that Emmzie had skills gettin' cream in me ear, nobody expected her t' land th' throw
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